Feeling Salty Right Now

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔

i’ve just seen the craziest image

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

This will be almost as fun and satisfying as watching Artemis lift off and circle the Moon.

Don't know when it's going to start but the camera is ready for when it does.