Feeling Salty Right Now

reblog to have s’mores around the campfire with the trans cow

the cow is trans because marshmellows here are usually trans colored (white pink and baby blue, sometimes also light yellow and green), the cow is meant to have marshmellow hair.

WDYM "HERE"????????

This cannot be me finding out marshmellows in other places are cis

idk if i would call them cis but the most common color for marshmallows in america is white

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

World Heritage Post

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it