JE NE SAIS QUOI

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

not my laboratory not my Creature

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

we still talk about you

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

be honest am i going to scale well late game?