genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

Imagine being some illiterate dirt farmer from twodot montana and you head off to wwi to bring home a European's paw to propose to the girl you've spoken to five times in the last 10 years then the war ends and you stumble into a bar in France and drink some green shit that gets you more wasted than you've ever been in your life because you're being attacked by austrian ghosts or some shit and some short haired parisian woman sticks her tongue in your pee hole. what do you do. what do you do in a world that no longer makes sense.

Realistically, heroin.

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally