I AM AN EXIT

i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

Being an early computer programmer must've been whack. You could invent an entire new kind of virus just going "I wonder..." You have to write out your programs on punch cards and if there's an error you have to correct it by hand and you can't even pull up a F4A Older Girl Comforts for your programming mistakes ASMR Roleplay video to help you feel less stupid

i love describing anything i dont like as "chud". every weapon forged against me is chud, and no weapon formed against me shall prosper #wokeWins

when the dash is boring and i start going to the blogs i follow individually for posts: im on tour ^_^

i just dipped my balls in soy sauce

read this again but replace "soy sauce" with "your mum". funny now isnt it?

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all