please could you be tender

ill never forgive whoever invented ozempic

soooo when i had to get my hvac replaced they installed some uv air purifier and while doing that they cracked my (less than three year old roof) now theres a huge leak and the roofers came by yesterday to patch it and i guess accidentally trapped a squirrel in an old pipe… so the squirrel chews through and winds up in the air closet… somehow busts out of that winds up in my room of all places (where i keep my three month old kitten) scampers on every surface, all my electronics and cosmetics winds up behind my big old heavy dresser after trying to catch it for idk 2 hours? using multiple methods (even calling someone who would’ve charged me $499) i finally get it in my pool net and put it out the window…. and now it is 9am on a tuesday

alright wrap it up