please could you be tender

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

tell your cat i said what up big gangsta

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

love is something you do with your teeth

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

ten years of Moonlight AND The Handmaiden. like at least we have that.

if i do something wrong they kill me