wlecome to hell...

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

You are my SpongeBob, my only SpongeBob, you make me paaaatttties, at krusty krab! you'll never know Sponge, how much I love you, please don't take my SpongeBob away !!!!

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

whoops i forgot to do everything in the world

i have tested positive for tzatziki

i have lavender town syndrome but its ok

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap