america is a nation that can be defined in a single word. asafussaghunggh. escuse me

mice are smooth and round like beach glass

mice are so flat you can skip them over water like pebbles

babygirlify a man today by tucking loose hair behind his ear

great job everyone lets hit the showers

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

orb is coming back in a big way

me being hoisted away via drone at a party because i said cock in a casual conversation

Are you really gonna admit to having imposter syndrome in the age of among us?

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

My business is 100% legal and legitimate.