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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says âyouâre a disgusting little manâ and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking itâs important and then it says that
âbits to use in everyday conversationsâ
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
the problem with water is that when you drink it its gone forever. and theres no way to get it out of your body
tge problem with pee is that nobody knows why or when your body makes it

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The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
Sleepy Bitch Disease Flag - When youâre always just so tired.
when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because
I literally live in south east asia
'you can tell op is african' based on a mercator style projection map is so funny
stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god
like iâm actually so sick of it iâm two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you donât have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you donât need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!
time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening

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kannustavia voimalauseita joita sanon itelleni aamulla:
- voi vittu
- nonnii nouseppa ylös
- ei kukaan muukaan oikeesti oo reipas ne vaan huijaa
- nyt sitÀ kahvetta saatana
- meeppÀ vaikka töihin
- kusi paska helvetti
- haluutko sÀ valmistua kandiks vai et
- vitun hot (peilin edessÀ)
- nonni eiköhÀ lÀhetÀ sitte
Miun top 10 (ei-ees-voima)lauseet:
KyllÀ se siitÀ.
Id is wadid is.
Pirulauta.
"Kaikki on kuitennii hyvin."
Vitun ihmiset.
Ei mitÀÀn hajua.
Oh my god.
Merry Crisis!
*muita lainauksia Bob's Burgersista, vanhoista vineistÀ ja Pasilasta*
*myöntyvÀistÀ, mutta halutonta örinÀÀ*
NÀÀ on kans hyviÀ:
-NÀillÀ mennÀÀn (mitÀ on annettu)
-Semmosta
-Ei jumalauta, ei helvetti
-Mee helevettiin (tÀtÀ toistetaan aina kun nÀkee hallituksen jÀseniÀ/Trumpin/Muskin/Netanyahun/Clavicularin jne idiootin laukomassa typeriÀ mielipiteitÀ somess. YhdistetÀÀn raivokkaaseen eteenpÀin scrollaamiseen)
-Jeesus Kristus miten hirveÀÀ
-It be like dat
-Vittu nÀÀ oot kuuma (omalle peilikuvalle)
-Jep
- MÀ smurffaan tÀn
- Aika smurffii kyl
- Ei vittu mitÀ smurffausta taas, mut tÀl mennÀÀ
- PÀÀsispÀ kohta smurffaa itteeni
- Jos mÀ en nyt lÀhe/mee/nouse, en pÀÀse smurffaa
- PÀÀsispÀ smurffaa [henkilön X] kaa
- Ui juku, kyllÀpÀ aurinko tÀnÀÀn smurffaakin
- Smurffaisin (peilikuvansa nÀhdessÀÀn)
- Nyt ei kyl yhtÀÀn smurffais, ei sit millÀÀn
- Ensin smurffataan hampaat ja sit smurffaan itteni ovesta ulos
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys itâs me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post