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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@schamoo
[swills my gender around in a wine glass] a fine vintage. do i detect a hint of goth
waiter: please let me go home you have imprisoned me within this joke format and i wish to see my family again
[takes a sip] hm... powerful butch flavours with grunge undertones....
waiter: oh god. do my family even exist. did you make them up for this joke. did you make me up. what happens now
[the post ends]
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
Remember when you were a hero? Now your hands are covered in blood and your arms are scarred and your eyes are tired. Let yourself rest.
character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.
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i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep
more Leon art
Line read that keeps me up at night
i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious
recently i watched exactly 15 minutes of the movie 'misery' and last night it made it into the roster of a series of nonsensical seroquel-induced stress dreams, (between my uncle changing my car's oil so wrong that it literally blew up. and suddenly realizing i was naked at a theme park)
so i was trapped in a blizzard in the colorado mountains in the 1980s and i was going to freeze to death for sure, when i saw a house in the distance up an impossible driveway (too steep and snow-packed) so i parked at the bottom and somehow hiked like a half-mile up and when i got to the house no one answered but it was life or death so i found the door unlocked and i just went inside.
when i got there, i found a guy (not the guy from the movie. some other guy, idk i don't write the dreams, i just have 'em) with broken & splinted legs in the kitchen and i hastily apologized & introduced myself & my situation. he was like there's no time, you have to get me out of here, the woman who lives here is torturing me. she broke my legs.
so i found a coat for him and i was looking for a piece of plastic or something for him to lie down on so i could drag him on the snow downhill to my car. when of course the woman showed up. she shot me and we fought to the death (i pushed her out a window in the end).
then i was like damn...i'm bleeding pretty badly dude. sorry, but now i think we're BOTH fucked. but he was like, "don't worry, i know what to do." and he got into the woman's medical torture bag for supplies, dug the bullet out of my abdomen, cleaned up my intestines (horrible) and stitched me up. it was obviously excruciating, truly awful beyond words, literally a nightmare, but afterward i was like, "wow. so you're like a surgeon? lucky us haha" and he was like actually no, i'm also a serial killer who medically tortures people in my house. I said huh??? is that why she was doing this to you?? to get back at you for hurting someone she knew?? he was like "no, no. she's also a serial killer, but she didn't know i am too. in fact when you think about it, the odds are pretty crazy, huh?" i didn't know what to say to that. i was like well damn...i guess at least taking one of you out was my good deed in this situation? he said, "sure, if that makes you feel good." after a long moment of silence i was like, well that explains the strange erotic energy you had while you did surgery on me. and he said, "no this actually isn't sexual for me. if you picked up that kinda energy that was all you." and then we said nothing again for a very long time until finally i was like, "well if i'm being honest i cannot unpack that right now. i still have to get you to my car."
we ended up finding a bob sled to get him back down to the car and it was even kind of fun.
YES i should’ve left the serial killer there to die so he couldn’t hurt anyone else but take heart that the dream never actually resolved the blizzard issue so maybe i still managed to take us both out in the very car crash i was trying to avoid in the first place
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There’s something beautiful about the molten glow of lava. It’s a great color and moves in such a way that is satisfying, but its also terrifying knowing that i could touch it and die very quickly
forbidden hot sauce
This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.
I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.
I think that’s lovely.
#i love you bro #have this dirty fucking
Or when artist friends dedicate porn to their writer friends, and they receive written porn in return to consummate their friendship.
I think that’s also lovely.
I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
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IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”
This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…
#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance
#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss
we could be doing this with balls, no homo even
#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf
My wife calls it “Titris”
it’s called titrus thanks
#titrus
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the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt
