Scarlettfaery42

I literally reblog this every year.

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

Just had a fag moment

In America they call it a smoke break

im american this post is about sucking cock

Peni also shifts her eyes to look the direction they’re moving the second time. Just for one second, then she focus on Ganke again. Even though she’s not doing any moving herself, she too pays attention to the wall.

Also the animators of this scene pointed out they specifically shoved them all together like this to make a shape that’s akin to a spider; they even tried to make out all the limbs of the spider during this animation!

Also the comic Miles’s roommate is reading is titled “What if there was more than one Spiderman”!

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

This is funny and I don't even know who that is

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

This is so insidious... it’s clearly marketed towards children...

Checked on this, the company issued a formal apology where they admitted they assumed the author was straight because she “presented herself as straight”

She literally told them she was bisexual in the query she submitted

I know, that’s what makes this even worse.

That publishing company is such bullshit lmaooo

“No other authors will receive any constructive feedback from us” lmao what a baby

“We put you gays and lesbians on the purity pedestal and, when you really think about it, this “bisexual” (Whatever that means) is really to blame for making us realize you people fuck.That’s why we were wrong.“