Take Two

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

great minds think of dykes

hey if you're a pervert, and there isn't enough porn of the thing you enjoy, go make it yourself. It's a really enriching activity, a good creative outlet, and will grow your skills. Make whatever it is you love the most and you will get better at it so fast it's scary.

genuinely it’s so true, and if you’re lucky like me other people who read what you write (or enjoy whatever art you make) will also make more?? it’s genuinely a hack for getting more porn of your niche kinks and the stakes are so low!!

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

fighting game heritage post

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.