a fresh moral crisis

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here