“That’s A Funny Trick To Play On God.”

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.

#i cannot overstate they will make the horse girls gayer to get your money#im sorry thats just literally what it is#japan knows about yuri money

Soapmaking books are so funny. "100% Pure and Wholesome Natural ingredients!" you mean lye? "Make beautiful soaps from herbs, essential oils and natural botanicals!" and lye. "Soothing recipes that won't irritate your skin!" okay listen I understand that some people really do have sensitivities and also that if you do things properly nothing harmful is left once the soap has cured but again. Can we acknowledge that one of the main ingredients. Is lye.

head in my hands. this post is about the hypocrisy of Wellness Speak. I know how soap works.

"I don't need to stretch in the morning" - the shambling crackler

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM