all is ash and meat or whatevr

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

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Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?