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It has just been declared that all trans men and mascs should eat 3-4 meals a day and at least 2 sweet treats or snacks. It’s now in the constitution of every country

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people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.
Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
It’s pretty much summer now and I wanna share my updated rosemary chicken recipe. I’ve tweaked and refined it a bit since I last talked about it.
Rosemary chicken ingredients:
5-6 cloves of garlic or like measure with your heart basically
Big handful of fresh rosemary leaves again measure with your heart
2 tsp course salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/4 cup lemon juice
2/3 cup olive oil
A bit of corn starch or flour, maybe a tablespoon
Water as needed
Large package of boneless chicken thighs or whatever cut of chicken you wanna use but I use thighs
Method:
Mince the garlic and rosemary together very well. Don’t make a paste or anything but do mince it very fine if you can
Put your garlic rosemary mix, salt, pepper, onion powder, lemon juice, and olive oil in a sealable container and shake together really well to make your marinade.
Let your chicken marinade in this for at least an hour but up to 8 hours is fine if you wanna do this in the morning or something. I usually do this bit during lunch and let it go for four to five hours.
To cook the chicken get a large flat pan on medium high heat and sear your chicken on both sides. Once you’ve done this, add the remaining marinade to the pan, cover it with a lid and turn the temperature down to medium low.
Let the chicken steam in the marinade for 15-20 minutes or until it reaches an internal temperature of 165F. Set your chicken aside to rest while you make the sauce.
To make the sauce, leave the remaining marinade and chicken drippings in the pan and turn it up to medium high, whisking constantly.
Mix a bit of corn starch or flour with water to make a slurry and add to the sauce. Continue whisking it into the marinade constantly until it reaches the consistency you want. I usually go until I start to see the pan through the sauce a bit as I whisk and the sauce sticks to the back of a spoon.
You can serve the chicken in the sauce or you can serve the sauce on the side if you like. I’ve done both. I often serve this with roasted potatoes and sautéed vegetables but it also goes well with rice and other stuff. Up to you, really. It’s a great summer food though and once you’ve got the marinade done actually cooking it is usually pretty fast in my experience.

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the weirdest thing about my wizard tattoo is that unlike the other tattoo i have, it's really reactive to my lupus
like the first signs of a flare up from stress/over exertion used to be red face + fever + rash on my hands
but the lines of my tattoo will become raised and then a little itchy before it progresses to that point
and im discovering that, yeah, if i just listen to the wizard and rest/recuperate/stop pushing myself when it starts acting weird, i can sometimes avoid triggering the other symptoms
early warning system wizard who lives on my shoulder reminding me to take care of myself
dissapointed that being an oracle is not a valid life choice when you hear gods anymore. Nowadays I "should see a psychiatrist" and "might need medication"
could have been worshiped with snakes, this sucks
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
We just knew.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
Baby Miette!!!
Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped
IT’S MIETTE!!!!
Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:
Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need
The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to
You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking
No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)
Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.
Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!
Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.
This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

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I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b
the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.
OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!
lindy hop at a rent party from the all-black film, boy! what a girl! (1947) directed by arthur h. leonard.
rent parties were social events where tenants hired musicians and charged admission as a way to pay their rent. originating in harlem, new york city, it gave black americans a way to have fun, eat a good meal, and escape the hardships and discrimination of the time.
source: alexandremccormack
Comics are kind of torture and take so much effort and people will read your half a years of hard work in 20 minutes if you can even get them to at all, but you should make them anyway because between all of that it’s fun and awesome
If Book Aziraphale accepted Metatron's offer #1

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I'm not sure the writers bothered to watch their own show because how are you gonna make a whole episode focusing on Job and Sitis, the most devoted followers, cursing God for killing their children and trying to replace them with new ones as a "reward." Crowley and Aziraphale spend 20 minutes trying to stop that from happening because they know it's wrong and nearly dying in the process. The circumstances frame the angels as blind to human emotions and centered around quantity rather than quality and love. It doesn't matter if they'll have more children. They're not THEIR children, they're not the same people Job and Sitis have loved so much for so many years.
Then the finale drops. Crowley and Aziraphale are erased because... the fans were too loyal and we deserved this? and they're replaced with Anthony and Asa. And we're supposed to... be gaslighted that this is the happy ending?
Loving that depressed rat’s apparent choice of lifestyle after the end of S2