morgoth's bbygirl

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

@cornbeard

I feel like all the "they broke weird al" "weird al got serious we're so cooked" comments about the killing in the name cover are missing the point. that is not a broken man. comedy is politics. comedy has always been politics. weird al has been satirizing politics for a long time because he knows the court jester can say to the king what other people can't. by doing a serious cover of an explicitly anti-establishment song that his gen x and millennial audience knows by heart when he's built his career on parody, he's saying this can't be satirized anymore and he's saying it in a very deliberate way that his audience will understand. those aren't the actions of a broken man, they're the actions of a man who is trying to tell you something. are we going to listen?

“I asked chatgpt” well I journeyed to Rivendell to seek council of Elrond Half-Elven, wise among men and wizards alike, and he invited me to a meeting with representatives of all the free peoples of Middle Earth. It turns out that my trouble is but part of the trouble of all the world, the origins of which lie in earlier, grander ages—but none of us stand alone!

today i held a vow of revenge renewal 💕 i gathered all my friends and family in a scenic location and stood up in front of them to reaffirm my pledge that i will hunt you to the end of the earth for what you've done 💕 fifteen years and still going strong baby! you can't escape me forever!! 🥺💕🙏

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