Eheheehhheh Ohohohohoho

Personally I love using my turn signal

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

well i can’t argue with that one

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[talking to my friend who gets hit by her girlfriend for sexual reasons] (grimacing) you let her do that to you? no, no, I'm not judging or anything. live your life I guess, whatever makes you happy. (drawn out silence while we avoid eye contact) it's just that me personally I would not let her do that to me. like if I was in that situation I would not let that slide. id weave her swings, (dips side to side) uppercut to the sternum (mimes a punch). and then- (smirks, steps back) FLYING roundhouse kick to the forehead (nails the kick flawlessly) shes not even trained like I am so it wouldnt even be difficult really. but your thing is cool too. I guess

i shouldve been there during the cambrian explosion... #fomo

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

but mr krabs you said we would be reincarnated