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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
Iām so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
āVagina-ownersā
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldnāt have to ask these questions if I didnāt have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesnāt change by any great margin, youāre fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
thereās nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
anyone whoās ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! itās so good! theyāre so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes itās so pure
Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?
https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/
āVestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.
When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.ā
āHere are a few ways to support your childās vestibular sense:
Spinning in circles.
Using a Merry-Go-Round.
Rolling down a hill.
Spinning on a swing.
Going upside down.
Climbing trees.
Rocking.
Jumping rope.
Summersaults or cartwheels.
Using monkey bars.
Skating.
Going backwards.
Swimming.
Dancing.
Wheel-barrel walks.ā
Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.
Kids love this because they NEED it.
In other words: Donāt forget to calibrate your childās GPS!
YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH
Hi! Paediatric Occupational Therapist here who yeets children into pillows for a living. Itās actually more than the vestibular system! Itās also giving them proprioception, which is the feeling of your joints and muscles / where your body is in space!Ā
We all seek proprioceptive input, leaning against walls, pushing against the steering wheel when driving, giving your body a squeeze to wake yourself up, the list goes on! When weĀ ācrashā kids into soft things like pillows or beds, weāre waking their bodies up AND calming their bodies down! In other words, getting them into this super nice zone ofĀ ājust rightā regulation.Ā
When I see a child who is bouncing off the walls and canāt seem to stand still for more than a few seconds? I start wrestling with them, crashing them into pillows, giving their body the right amount of input they need to feel good and organised. And suddenly, this kid is able to sit and play attentively or do their handwriting practice. Itās amazing! If you want to know more about why the vestibular and proprioceptive systems are awesome at making your body feel good, google those two words (and sensory processing) and read through some occupational therapy websites!Ā
Side note: As adults, does your body ever feel jittering/jiggly/wiggly/like it needs to move or calm down but you just canāt figure out why? Thatās your sensory system saying Hey! I need to feel differently in order to function better! Hereās what you can do:
Jump up and down (vestibular and proprioception)
Give yourself big squeezes (proprioception)
Place your hands on a wall and do push ups (proprioception)
Do cartwheels (vestibular and proprioception)
Get someone to give you the biggest bear hug for at least 10 seconds (proprioception and social connection, also proven to help regulate your sensory system into just right zone!)
Get a drink of water and drink it through a straw OR blow bubbles into the water (way more fun!) (oral motor input and respiration)
Have a shower or a bath (tactile)
Stretch and do exercise (vestibular and proprioception)
Eat something crunchy or chewy (like chips or gum) (oral motor input)
Listen to some music that suits your mood (auditory)
etc etc etc! Iām sure you already have a strategy that your body has figured out works for you. I personally like to chew gum when I feel like i need to eat something but Iām not actually hungry and just need that chewing sensation in my jaw.Ā
Long story short, everyone has a sensory system and we all use regulation strategies like the ones listed above to help make our body feel better. So if you ever see someone (especially kids!) fidgeting and having a hard time focusing, maybe suggest something from the list above!
What do you mean āāā"kidsāāāā love it? How fucking rude
Do you think I donāt like all of those things?
Oh wait
Iām so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. Thereās no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Donāt ask me, ask them Americans. Iām an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you donāt mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since weāre eating the dough raw, thatās not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait youāre telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USESĀ āBLUEBUFFALOā FOR THEIR DOGS!!
@k9kesi
And cats.Ā Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ās cat.
THIS THIS THIS!!
Iāve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.
This is the short story:
A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats theyād been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.Ā They gave her medicine and sent her home.Ā Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms.Ā
The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.Ā Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.Ā Luckily Hannibal survived.
I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat Iāve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.
FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.
I donāt know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.
@ladycyon
Good god thank you so much for sharing this because Iāve lately been considering switching to this brand cus itās supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.
I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.
Iāve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and Iād be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). Iād hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.
um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg
Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!
Iām so glad I know this, Iād be heartbroken if my dog died
not trans related, but i have like no followers and this needs a wide audience
blue buffao has had many recalls for reasons including:
- salmonella
- mold
- aluminum
- melamine
- toxic levels of vitamin d
- propylene glycol
please share this with any pet owners you know, this is extremely important
Reblogged August 2019
Never buy Blue Buffalo. Theyāve been awful for years.

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HEY SO LOTS OF PPL DONT KNOW THIS BUT THE ARTIST WAS SHADOWBANNED FROM INSTAGRAM AFTER POSTING THIS!!!!Ā
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Iām just going to leave this hereā¦
im on mobile, can someone make one that adds ājewsā
Done
Cowards wonāt reblog this version.
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I AM CRYING HOLY SHIT. This is so important. You know Iām serious because I am actually using these things called capitalization and punctuation. You guys. Please. Please boost the hell out of this. It means so much.
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omg pls make this international / not just US-centric!
We wonāt rest until every trans person on the planet has access to safe, affordable, and reliable health care.Ā
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I.. Iām so keeping my eye on this
āWhat in the FUCK is WRONG with this EGG?!ā

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hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if youāre having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing whatās real and whatās not, use your phoneās camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras donāt hallucinate.
hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?
sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!
Iāve only ever had like three or four instances of visual hallucinations but a friend who has them regularly
says that the way she checks is that she takes off her glasses, and if the image is still in perfect focus, thatās a hallucination
that might not work for everyone, but it might be helpful for some!
When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldnāt tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasnāt them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
i canāt believe iām really gonna fall for this, am i?
I TAKE IT BACK I GOTĀ NICK CAGE
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Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkesā movie design how about
Ā ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh⦠Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it⦠:D
Itās a fine line to tread when youāre breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and youāve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when youāre in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
Soā¦. To recap todayā¦.Ā
Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman are going to jail for fraud orĀ
Amber Heard admitted to being lying trash and the abuserĀ
While Johnny Depp was innocent all along

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So much maintenanceā¦Ā