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interestingly the U.S. has a relatively low rate of tax fraud, despite the fact that our government is not particularly competent at investigating tax fraud
much to think about this tax season
Low rate of tax fraud, but it’s the same kind of low rate as the “low rate” of covid when trump decided to simply stop testing people for Covid
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do you ever just miss talking to someone
I do, but they don't deserve me anymore :)
Oh this goes so hard
Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol
I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself
I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!
Teach them kindness.
my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart.
“What is it that the child has to teach? The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not. And the child is right.” - Rabbi Tzvi Freeman
"Your disorder doesn't define you! Your personality does!" - I don't know how to break it to you Norman, but this thing is called personality disorder.
Just saw a post where some girl said she’s old enough to remember when smut was called lemons but young enough that she had no business knowing that smut was called lemons at the time and it unlocked a memory for me
Which is being ten years old and trying to write my own smutty one shot and then of course getting absolutely dogged on in the comments for the poor and unrealistic writing
To which I replied “im sorry if its not good im only in fifth grade”
To which the general response was “YOU’RE ONLY WHAT????”
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Eldest daughter is just like
Befriend the security guards
Clean the fridge
Befriend the janitors and the lunch ladies and the receptionist and the gas station cashier and the barista and the
Clean the fridge
Fear your mother
Pity your mother
Hate your mother
Be willing to die for your mother
Clean the fridge
Do the dishes
Slice and apple for your little brother
Where do the porn bots come from? Who makes them? What’s the agenda? Why does Lisa82172910 always want to get dirty with me? Who are you Lisa? Who made you? Why are you like this?
Picture I took in the movie theater bathroom where I felt so cute
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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I wish some people could just un-know me. Like I don’t want to be known by you at all anymore.
[ *Shocked silence*
*Bewildered silence*
"Uh...
I'm just Welsh..." ]
MY FAVOURITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME
@camlannpod this is. relevant I think
Pffffft hahaha correct
This is like the opposite of when people ask me, "That's an interesting accent. Where's it from?" and I answer, "Cerebral palsy."
Which I would love to say has only happened once, but it was happening before I was even diagnosed (and therefore I didn't have an answer).
In a dream of mine last night, you died, and I did not hesitate to follow you. I walked right off the cliff after you, and I woke. But for a moment, that moment between dreaming and waking, I did not truly know I had woke, all I knew was that in one world I was still alive and in one, you were not, and I wept.
i am literally 100% sure that ultimately it was lily who asked james out like
james is matured and he’s like “okay you’re gonna ruin it all if you ask her out”
because they’re friends
honest to god friends
who actually talk and laugh and have meaningful conversations and honestly james doesn’t think he could handle it if he messed everything up
so he just kinda sits there in love with her
so in love
and lily’s over here like “i so do not love him”
“no really marlene we’re friends i don’t love him”
“okay yeah he smells really nice and i really love that thing he does with his hands when he’s thinking and it’s really really cute when he runs his fingers through his hair and have you seen the way his ass looks in those quidditch robes”
“but i do not love him”
and marlene’s like “you’re a fucking idiot”
and james decides that he has to at least try to move on so he starts dating amelia boot
and lily can’t figure out why it bothers her so much but she avoids them at literally all costs and she just can’t see them together and she sort of feels like she’s going to throw up and god fucking damn it she loves him
“don’t say i told you so marlene, you bitch”
“i soooo told you so”
but now james is with amelia and it’s too late and lily doesn’t know what to do
so she just kind of sucks it up and tries to hang out with him except it’s so hard because she really really wants to kiss him
(his lips look really soft)
but she can’t and it’s killing her and she kind of thinks amelia hates her?? or, at least, she sends her dirty looks from across the table
and james can’t figure out why amelia doesn’t like lily because everyone likes lily until one day amelia sits him down and asks him to stop talking to her
“you’re still in love with her, james, and you’ll only get over it if you stop talking to her”
james doesn’t think that’s physically possible
so they break up and sirius gives him a knowing look but james keeps quiet about the reason because the last thing he needs is for lily to find out that he still loves her
lily is ecstatic
“i think it’s kind of awful that you’re this happy about your friend breaking up with his girfriend”
“shut up mary”
but they’re at the three broomsticks a month later and it’s just the two of them and they’re waiting for the usual bunch and lily decides she’s going to do it
she has to because she can’t live like this for the rest of her life. she can’t let james potter slip away
“do you love me?”
and oh shit it comes out so wrong that was not what she wanted to say not at all she was going to invite him to get butterbeer later and oh god her cheeks are turning the color of her hair and she thinks she’s going to sink into the chair
james thinks he might be dying
“do i what?”
lily’s already fucked it up this much, she might as well keep going
“do you love me? because i do. love you, i mean.”
and then she stares at her hands and waits
and waits
and waits
and then she looks up because what is taking the asshole so long to reply?
he’s just grinning at her. smiling, as if she’s just told him he’s won a million galleons or signed to play with the chudley cannons
“yeah, yeah i reckon i’ve loved you this whole time”
“pay up, moony. i told you she’d be the one to confess first”
“god damn it sirius”
I’m not allowed to see my boyfriend until I get all my school work done and he just bought me a chocolate rose and my favorite smoothie and dropped it outside my house so I technically didn’t see him and he sent me inside to do work and have my smoothie and he’s outside my house playing with my little brother and I’m gonna cry omg
update i was 14 when i posted this, i’m 17 now, still with the boyfriend, he’s still real cute
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(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball
being the eldest daughter like
being intensely uncomfortable as your mother cries into your shirt. you resent her existence. you crave her approval. how can you comfort her as you try to heal from her. why won’t she let you heal from her.
being the eldest daughter is like
you live a charmed life. you are well educated and well fed. you have never been denied a material want. you have thought about killing yourself every day since you were twelve.
being the eldest daughter is like
standing on the scale has made you cry more than any boy ever has. your mothers words cut you like a knife. even when she’s not around you hear her voice in your head. you put the jeans back on the rack.
being the eldest daughter is like
doing the dishes and the laundry and hating it. being exhausted at 2 am but refusing to sleep because it’s the only time you get to feel like a real person. bringing your mother tea when she’s sick. she tells you she loves you and it makes you feel sick too.
