I'm not Interested in being polite or heterosexual

Cain and Abel

The Cain Instinct

yeah i get how violating someone’s mind is disgusting and unacceptable! such as when he. yknow. eat it.

Cannibalism is not illegal in the US

Y’all gotta fucking stop!

Daru: Yuki told me she has a lot of plants in her house and I told her, for some fucking reason, “Damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and we’re somehow still dating so. Chase your dreams. Nothing is impossible, apparently

“Gay people should never die in media” is apparently a genuine view some people hold. Like, not just in a “don’t treat gay people as expendable or use their death for cheap drama” way, but just. Never. Gay people are immortal now

Actually cheap drama is great and an excellent reason to kill people off, it should just be done in an equal way

fridge 👏 more 👏 men

Wellll maybe yall should watch more action movies? Men are killed for cheap drama all the time in them.

My favourite take on the "bury your gays" drama was when some gay people died in the walking dead. Like. No shit man. People die on that show wtf.

Vikings: Stardew Valley

Sicario and GTA 5 are pretty much the same damn thing.

The Void: Call of Cthulhu

Mandalorian and Halo? I don’t watch tv so this was like a year ago

Ori and the Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

Fallout: Silicon Valley

Star Citizen: SG-1

Girls' Frontline: Naked and Afraid

@uncle-beanbag

Well it was a Hentai.

Hitman: bar rescue

Lucifer & Monster Hunter World

Tony hawk's 7 deadly sins

Bob's Burgers: Breath of the Wild

Ori and the Blind Forest and Cold Case

The forces of Earth, equipped with their massive Evangelion units, wage battle against the evil Covenant, until but one Eva and Pilot remain. Can Master Chief Ikari save Earth? Does he even want to?

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

Im gonna do something cursed

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BILLIE EILISH????

Which one of us???

yes

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki

Oh God if Toph found out what tattoos were you know she’d go hog wild with them. I’m talking full sleeves. Imagine rebellious teenager Toph COVERED in tattoos now leading an army.