Cranberry Bog Body

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

My name. My actual name. Is Crazy Riptide. Haha you seem confused. Because you don’t get it yet. This is pure crazy hell

I can only eat the meat that makes me hungrier

I saw a diva moment buried in the sand

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

a robot...yes, for jerking you...i see now