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Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

i am within earshot of fox news against my will right now and one of their little pundits just said that “corporations are the reason woke exists.” absolutely cooked

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia.

technically it's what you just said now too. or did you only mention the statement rather than say it?

hello from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from slovenia. thats what id say if i was from america

You can’t keep introducing metalanguages like this

thats what youd say if you were mad at me..

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy