Cranberry Bog Body

the newest hit on my island

fire was invented by the grain industry

Karolina Matyjaszkowicz — Full Moon Rides (acrylic on canvas, 2019)

Shower time~🎶 Shoutout to The Northern Boys

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

Starfall by Anastasia Trusova, Acrylic on canvas

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

Pass. I could never smash such a priceless artifact

ahhh semicolons; the most sexual beaft aroun;d