haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

It never ends

Bring me crumbs and such

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

what happens if i press up on the d pad

not much, what happens if i press up on the d pad with you?

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

whenever a person with any degree of fame comes out as transmasc suddenly we have hordes of people crying and wailing over how people are forcing girls to be trans men and it would be funny if it wasn't so obviously transphobic and harmful

like when elliot page came out people lost their shit and started talking about how if a young girl is seen playing with a toy car the evil leftist trans cult injects her with testosterone and like okay not only is that not true it isn't even relevant here because we are talking about a divorced almost 40 year old man

i think maybe "sapphic yearning" is a kind of false consciousness that justifies one's own continued immiseration

Tony zaret adjusted to this place too quickly

we need to be railing against the mormons more you guys. it blows my mind how readily people will give the mormon church their money like you know they’re using it to do evil right. you hand them your money and it goes to some of the worst men on the planet and it’s all because you wanted, for example, an undercooked too sweet overpriced cookie. made by underpaid workers. you know that other businesses sell cookies too right. and sometimes they’re even good?