Sasrin's Den

cis men want what real men have

morals

the ability to stick your dick in a blender more than once

WHO THE FUCK STOOD AROUND FOR THIS SHIT

Obviously not cowards like you.

really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists  

The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt

Cis People Don’t Ignore This challenge

i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

what goosebumps book is this

wow i can see everything dying an at alarming rate :Oc

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me

By the look of that smile he missed kitty too

@rootbeergoat it me