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explain to me why the steam download for fallout 3 is 8 gigs but the xbox app download is FORTY THREE GIGS

sick of all this "chumby friendshaped huggable snoft dad bod thicc boi" bullshit. just say you want to fuck fat men and mean it, you little picrew cunts.

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

look at my head boy

el muchacho monday

RIP to that old man who was snoring when it was raining and pouring

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one