gnarp gnarp!!!!

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

hi it's me the thing from the drawing. i will be homeless in 11 days if i do not scrape up the money to move across the country where my partner is doing all that they can to prepare to house me but the job search is not going great if you can imagine. i know we are all in dire straits which is why this drawing did numbers but if anyone can help out i would really appreciate it. thank u

i WILL fuck a boeing

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT: