fuck it, we ball

i do think ilya was born to be the other woman

he just has the aura of someone who is willing to be cast aside for the privilege of still being chosen, even if he's not first. he knows how to play it cool, he knows how to keep a secret, he won't get too attached, actually, he knows what this is. he knows the rules. he loves to wait around to be called and he loves to be wanted even in private and it's not a slow, continuous death, really, he could do this for years and years. as long as he's still chosen, even if not all the time.

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks

its fucked up but the only emotion possible is jealousy