that’s just love. nothing you can do about that.

It was a clitorical question

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner