that’s just love. nothing you can do about that.

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

your email means nothing to me

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

shoutout to my sensitive bitches we out here crying !!! weep girl weep

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

This world is just toooo funny yall. But it’s really not a laughing matter at all is what’s crazy about it all

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right