that’s just love. nothing you can do about that.

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt