that’s just love. nothing you can do about that.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

I blogged so hard and scrolled so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

I can never watch a conversation again without this post following me around

DONT FORGET THE HUNCHED OVER STOMPING WALK THAT THEY DO IN LIKE EVERY CUT SCENE WHERE THEY WALK UP TO SOMETHING

Bioware did one hour-long mocap session for knights of the old republic in 2003 on a budget of $3.25 and never again since.

i need 50 thousands hours of kissing

One time i needed 51 thousands hours of kissing

if you have 52 thousands hours of kissing you explode and die. be. careful!!!!!1

do you have any photos of recent injuries i can react to with chaste decorum

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"