velvet covered steel

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Transportation

Going places with Mama

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

World Heritage Post

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

doomscrolling thru the weather app

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong