*dad voice* yello!

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you