that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

dudes rock is the worst phrase ever cos they literally dont

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

we need free the nipple back and we need to lead with trans women this time