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Cat or Robin / 26 / she/her / lesbian
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the idea of shane and ilya having the same ring size specifically because they could then annoy each other by taking the other person's wedding ring
shane having to leave for a week for a photoshoot and two brand meetings and ilya's pining getting interrupted by looking at the little dish where their rings live on their dresser, clocking immediately what's missing, and sending shane a "count your days, you fucking thief" text that makes shane grin before he gets on the plane with a little piece of his husband along for the ride
shane stomping into the centaurs' locker room right up to ilya, grabbing his hand, going "asshole," and yanking his ring off before leaving, which means everyone else in the locker room is 👀👀👀👀 is this?? divorce?? 👀👀👀 oh shit?? 👀👀 and meanwhile ilya is grinning because shane was about to turn the house upside down this morning before getting breakfast with rose trying to find his ring that he thought got lost when they had sex the night before since it moved across multiple rooms and didn't notice that ilya deliberately kept his hands in his hoodie pocket the whole time but also posted a selfie with his coffee on his instagram this morning that just HAPPENED to have a wedding ring on his finger in frame
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...
i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post
i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.
People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

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i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.
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To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.
every time someone writes ilya rozanov as a 6’5 possessive growly alpha male an entire horde of angels die. this man is the antithesis of the alpha male. his entire wardrobe consists of slutty shirts that hang off his collarbones and show off a mile of skin. he’s strutting around in cunty leopard print, for god’s sake. he probably wants svetlana to tell him all the tea. after shane got with rose he probably went home and drank all the vodka and cried. i KNOW he does eyeliner. he isn’t a dramatic bisexual, the dramatic bisexual is him.
I mean… I think what’s fun about Ilya is that he can be both.
Like, he does have a lot of “alpha male” qualities, he’s a professional athlete, he’s big, he’s strong, he’s a top player in a sport known for fistfights with a play style that involves provoking other players on purpose. He’s hot and he know it, he’s rich, he spends a lot of his early adulthood clubbing and having casual sex with attractive women. And once he’s found someone he wants to be with long term he has a definite jealous streak.
He also wears shirts that show a lot of skin, and bold patterns, and probably has worn eyeliner. He does gossip with Svetlana.
The real thing that separates Ilya from the concept of the “alpha male” is that unlike those men who feel the need to declare themselves “alphas” Ilya is secure in his masculinity and his sexuality. He has nothing to prove in that respect.
But Ilya is still a very fit, physically imposing, guy who has been in fights, attracts beautiful women, and makes a lot of money. It’s just not all he is.

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no i REFUSE to get on board with mindfulness guru/licensed therapist/secure attachment style Svetlana Vetrova. emotionally stunted duo that is literally soOooOo Russian they never learned how to establish a kind of intimacy not onioned in 12 layers of cool, ironic detachment.*tearing up slightly* “i think i might almost miss you when i move to Boston” “Ew. Anyways. for unrelated reasons i have accepted a job offer in Boston”
like the Svetilya friendship is literally so enduring because they are each others Emotional-Support Enabler. they would feel so betrayed if bestie actually pushed them to open up about their (gross) feelings. when one of them looks too sad the other drags them off to a bathroom and lovingly racks up a line. Here baby do some designer drugs abt it. offered escapism as a love language. quit being passively suicidal and dress like a slut bcs we’re going out! I know you crashed hard out of the Olympics BUT, I brought you this twink as a consolation prize. *google calender alert for the anniversary of Well, You Know* cancel everything we’re weekending in Miami. Why don’t we fuck til it turns both our brains off. Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella, I Am Here For You.
Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella is sooooo #mySvetlanaandIlya.
She literally got him twink bussy and a fat line as prezzie to cheer him up after he bombed at the Olympics like.
She is ALSO an emotionally avoidant fuckboy that’s the beauty of it all.
^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ubering to the club]
ilya: it is 2010s hits night so i hope they play lots of ke$ha
shane: i didn’t know kesha had songs other than the tik tok one
ilya: i can tell you are not pronouncing dollar sign.
This isn't hate or anything I just genuinely am distressed. Have you seen the Hudson photos yet? It's genuinely upsetting.
starting this by saying im not opening a discussion on this topic. this isn't a fandom discourse blog. there are multiple people online talking about this topic who have well thought out, nuanced takes. there are also a lot of people who are using it to spew hatred and vitriol against a poc. the latter is not welcome anywhere near my blog. im very unlikely to reply to any other anons about this or make any other posts. if I get sent hate I will delete it
everyone get more nicer…. NOW
i cant stand snarky vague posts or being a hater or rolling your eyes when people have fun or being mean in people’s inboxes or leaving nasty tags on posts or constant misery posting or trying to frantically claim moral superiority via the inherent purity of your blorbos vs other peoples blorbos or turning real life issues into trash talk or making meme posts out of real trauma or picking fights because you’re bored and unhappy or doomerism or acting like you’re smarter than everyone else or having your first instinct whenever anything happens be to make the most negative comment you possibly can. be NICE be NICERRRR have FUNNNNN
Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

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Buzzfeed volunteering to take on the civic duty of vilifying Hudson for being hate-crimed as a teen like they didn't subject him to an Asians have small dicks joke on their fucking YouTube channel.
At least they're getting roasted in the comments, both on Threads and on their actual website. The difference in likes is yikes. Also, never forget they made Hudson read the carrot tweet. People salivating at the idea of the puppy interview for next season are kindly asked to go get fucked.
i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.