tonight, you've survived out of pity and spite

happy pride month

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

I have seen a criminally-low amount of appreciation for the best character in phm: Carl. he's a straight-talkin' security guy with a sense of humour. he's Grace's scientist-minder and biggest enabler. Mr 'we don't have a budget... but hey the sun is dying money'll be worthless if this fails anyway so have at it'. he's bowling with tape and tinfoil in a home depot. he's rocking the sunglasses. he's buying 40 packs of skittles and handing them out to everybody in the building. he's with the government. all of them. he's the layman to Grace's scientist who can provide the outside perspective he needs to solve the astrophage conundrum. he's "Carl, are you sitting?" / "No, I'm standing like a grown man." / "We're fathers." / "Now I'm sitting." he is one of the characters of all time