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Oklahoma and Missouri are not kansas

roman-noodlezz

Source?

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the map

gaymolegaming

What the fuck is Illino and Mississ

saltlessseaotter

Mississ is what you call the nice teachers in elementary school and Illino is a pokemin or some shit like that

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Remembering when my parents forced me to stay on the swim team in high school and wouldn't let me quit (it was the only sport I tolerated to be fair but the coach and teammates were so abusive and shitty it contributed to my ideation and attempts back then) but would complain about how the chlorine was affecting my hair and skin, as if a) I wasn't already very aware of that and b) there wasn't a very easy solution to that and several other problems that they just refused to accept.

#I know this is shit I should probably be telling a therapist and not Tumblr but like it's so hard to manage therapy with an offshore job

dragongirlsnout

I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer

dragongirlsnout

Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*

$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998

dragongirlsnout

I would simply buy a cheaper game

dragongirl-wings

me when I just don't buy the ludicrously overpriced game

#I do not get people's insistence that they need to pay for overpriced trash like it's so easy to just not buy shit

saltlessseaotter

Political ad I just got: "Francesca Hong's far left agenda of abolishing ICE and opposing president trump's immigration policy is too liberal for Wisconsin!" Like that doesn't make Francesca sound like the only good candidate to any reasonable person with a modicum of human compassion

saltlessseaotter

For the record I do not live in or near Wisconsin and don't know anything about their politics. Our ship is in the twin ports right now so I'm getting geotargeted ads for Minnesota and Wisconsin

Political ad I just got: "Francesca Hong's far left agenda of abolishing ICE and opposing president trump's immigration policy is too liberal for Wisconsin!" Like that doesn't make Francesca sound like the only good candidate to any reasonable person with a modicum of human compassion

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balaclava-trismegistus

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

donjuaninhell

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

nitrobishop

Genuinely we need to bring back fan forums

vicholas

Greatest teams of the most popular sport in the world.

vicholas

Chile nunca ha perdido en una final del mundial. Mucho en que pensar.

loreleywrites

im always saying this

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callali1y

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

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Fragaria berdea (sona from yeest)

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machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

feastofsnakes

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

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