Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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On the my gang to me zoom meeting hosted by @gloriousclio, I mentioned a Finnish Robin Hood opera (with English subtitles!) that stole at least one storyline from the BBC show. I promised to organize a watch party for it so here's me doing just that. Anyone is free to join, I don't care if we've ever interacted or if you follow me or not.
If you're interested in joining, then please fill in the form here. You will need a Discord account (since it's the only platform that allows me to stream something for hours for free), no need to give any other information. Please answer by July 5th. I'll pick the date for the watchparty a couple days later, but if you miss the deadline you're free to join if the chosen date works for you.
More practical information under the cut, please read through if you're interested in joining.
Fill the form here and vote on the time(s) that work for you. I will require only your Discord so that I can send a friend request. Please fill the form by July 5th.
I will send a friend request on Discord to everyone that fills the form. The request will come from Discord user Neminder. Please accept the request by July 6th.
I will choose the time for the watchparty on July 7th. I will then create a group chat on Discord and annouce the date both there and as a reblog to this post.
Show up on the chosen date and time to Discord to enjoy(?) a very strange Robin Hood adaptation. There's no pressure to turn on your mic or comment at all, you can just watch if you'd like.
What even is this opera?
Robin Hood is a 2013 opera by the Finnish National Opera. The performance was released on DVD with English subtitles. The total runtime is a little over 2 hours, but I'm scheduling extra time for technical difficulties and a short intermission. Here is the synopsis from the DVD:
The story is set in twelfth-century Britain at the time of the Crusades.
King Richard the Lionheart has gone with his knights to fight the Muslims. His deputy, Prince John, is weak-willed and the Sheriff of Nottingham starts to pursue power. He is looking to become guardian to the young Richard, who is of royal blood and will inherit the crown if Lionheart does not return.
Robin Hood lost his family when Sir Guy Gisborne, an ally of the sheriff, burned down his house, and is looking for retribution. Young Richard's mother, Marian, joins forces with Robin's band of outlaws to rescue the boy imprisoned by the sheriff and to avoid being marry their oppressor.
No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})
Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.
Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.
I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.
I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.
Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.
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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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