I wanna fall through the stars

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

I cannot imagine being afraid of public transportation

sometimes I’m passenger princess in the car and I watch other drivers and I’m like wow. everyone really is on their phone all the time. do you know where you can be on your phone without distraction and risk of serious injury to other humans? public transit

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.