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we're not kids anymore.
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if you could take your brain out of your head and wash it would you use cold water or hot/warm water

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You know how the river makes rocks smooth. Yeah the ocean does the same thing to sharks
Actually this is a common misconception! Sharks are very smooth no matter which direction you touch them
I've handled dead sharks and dissected them in class and on the coast, and can tell you yes they do have denticles. Sharks are rough puppies but it's very fine to the point it seems smooth
You must have been touching them wrong! Sharks are very smooth this is a fact
Exactly like smooth lions.
Interesting new lockpicking technique by the LockPickingLawyer
loose, foot loose
put on your fuckin

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fish fish fish fish
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse
#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)
home alone is just die hard for kids
He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too
Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.
mr brightside
bright me a side
Come out of your cage
And do me just fine

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me tomorrow
me today
Don’t forgot you are part American
By being human
So you technically hate part of yourself
Maybe you should look for a therapist
im polish
All humans are American now
We’ve upgraded from horse dewormer to radioactive necklaces
Did someone decide to take an active role in Darwining people who are stupid enough to invest in anti-5G products?
People keep commenting along the lines of 'why does a penis hieroglyph even need to exist?' and I'm gonna tell you now...it crops up a lot:
No, really, it crops up a lot:
These are only a small selection of words it can turn up in. Hieroglyphs aren't emojis. They have consonantal (sound) values, so if that sound is needed, or the sign is the correct visual metaphor, then the sign will be used. This is why the dick hieroglyph will show up in the word dick, and also in the word for 'to be correct'.
Okay, so... what sound does the penis make??
The sign known as D52, in Gardiner's sign list, has the consonantal value that transliterates (the code we use to translate Hieroglyphs) as 'mt', which is why most of the words above contain 'mt' in some shape or form. The one's where it doesn't is where it's implying 'male' or in the case of donkey...well if you've been around horses and donkeys you'll know. Thing is, with Ancient Egyptian, we can't really fully reconstruct how it sounded because it's a dead language. So we have to piece together varying bits of information. I can say 'oh it's pronounced 'met'' but it's not fully accurate. That's just how Egyptologists verbalise this particular set of consonants.
Is there any way I can retweet @ebonykain 's reply without context?
But more delightfully, this means…
sorry but i just cant get over the fact that the words for "semen" and "gift" are,,, the same word..,,,,
Semen and poison are also the same word!
As are ankh 'sandal strap' and ankh 'to live'
Though tbf, the ankh symbol is itself representative of a sandal strap:
Re @thatlittleegyptologist ‘s tags
I like your shoelaces, did you steal them from the president pharaoh?
*hisses*
cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over
tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:
Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone

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my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session
Confession I'm in my klepto phase and also i think i have iron deficienty. #girl
Girl steal some supplements