Just a Little Magic

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

And there's going back to the original text, where the prince refused to marry his fairy godmother because ICK, and was cursed.

His fairy godmother who had actually been there raising him from childhood, at that.

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Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

Love that Labyrinth (1986) says yeah, growing up means going back home to face your responsibilities and you have to give up some things along the way, but kindness begets kindness and the relationships you made were real. You might have to leave the land of fairytales behind but you can take your new friends back with you this time. This time, should you need them, they'll still be there

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

“I think about you when I see this character you love” is a form of love language. I hope people think about me when they see my blorbos

hate tweets that are like “men will live in apartments like this and not see any problem” *picture of a poor person’s house*

i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you