Fresh Grated Nutmeg

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Or, chicken soup for the pornographer's soul | bi-bi-bi | PLEASE DO NOT repost my art. (Reblogs adored, obvi!) | The Umbrella Academy. Dirk Gently. Inception fan forever. Also Leverage, Hannibal, Star Wars, DC, MCU | mostly blogs about fandom, with occasional forrays into ADHD (late diagnosed) | I am an adult, and blog contains adult themes and language. I don't tag consistently, but will always tag spoilers. Follow at your own risk. My queue is hovering around 250 deep, and I queue just about everything I post. My wonderful flawless literally without flaw header made by circumstellars, and my icon was made by the glorious sarkywoman :D. The Handler was trying to protect us from 2020, and for that she deserves to be stanned.

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Bruce Wayne

#bruce wayne #my art #batman #may clean this up later but for now im just glad i drew this month #busted arm notwithstanding #(no i did not break my drawing arm hardeehar har)#dc fanart #bruce wayne fanart #batman fanart #traditional art #graphite

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captainjonnitkessler

So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"

Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.

captainjonnitkessler

"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess

This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!

"We don't have enough people, funding, and power to bring about changes through elections! We have to do an armed revolution instead which thankfully doesn't require people, funding, or power to pull off."

theweirdwideweb

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

vigilantsycamore

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

digitaldiscipline

#huh #thought they went to superhell welcome back

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

mrsterlingeverything

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

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"Free will, don't get me started"

I was rewatching season 2 this weekend and couldn't stop admiring The Handler's costumes - the coronation gown and the blue 60s dress are probably my favourites, but you can't beat the classic season 1 apocalypse outfit.

"When the world is such a mess it's hard not to feel depressed, getting stressed by what may come in time. But life is much more pleasant when you're living in the present so let's raise another glass and feel sublime!"

— Holly Sumpton as Ewen Monatgu in Operation Mincemeat

(© @lasagnatrades)

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

jawline-of-steel

We have once again returned to the four humors

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

derinthescarletpescatarian

No unfortunately water is dry

#that's why you gotta add bubbles to water #to make it wet #bubbles and butter make everything better

bizarrelittlemew

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

kstarlitchaotics

I'm dying

#FASCINATING captain #also lmao

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Do you ever wonder if I'd met you first we'd be the ones to get involved?

BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID dir. George Roy Hill

#sure take her take my gun take my heart from my chest all i got's yours anyway asshole just don't be too loud i'm goin back to bed (implied)

holy-leapin-splits-batman

freshgratednutmeg

We use 'can you replace your female character with a sexy lamp' as a litmus test of how well a character is written, but in this case, I will allow the 'sexy lamp' is actually an integral character trait.

#FABULOUS #moths to a lamp

sawed-on-shotgun

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

freshgratednutmeg

Can I also get tangled in your ass crack? It's for a role, I promise.

#SO REAL #long hair problems

zykamiliah-temporal

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

sorcererofsolitude

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

justarandomgirly

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

starfieldcanvas

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

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doyoulikethissong-poll

Do you like this song? #826

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 hours 41 minutes

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

#certified banger

doyoulikethissong-poll

Do you like this song? #827

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Remaining time: 5 hours 43 minutes

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

#my beloved needle drop

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