Fresh Grated Nutmeg

We have once again returned to the four humors

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

No unfortunately water is dry

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

We use 'can you replace your female character with a sexy lamp' as a litmus test of how well a character is written, but in this case, I will allow the 'sexy lamp' is actually an integral character trait.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

Can I also get tangled in your ass crack? It's for a role, I promise.

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

Smallville should have let Lex in on Clark's secret and had his villain arc start by forcing him into impossible circumstances where he had to do evil twisted things to protect Clark and stop the truth from coming out because a) it would've been better writing but mainly b) it would have been incredibly sexy and been better than watching porn for me

Thinking about this now, they could have leaned really heavy into Lex being obsessed with myths and legenda and great men from history, seeing himself and Clark as destined to be one of the great pairings. Starting off would be Alexander and Hephaestion, {best friends(or lovers according to some) loyal til death, a bond that created an empire.} But as the show goes on, he choses different pairings from myths and history, each pair he chooses to compare himself and clark too is from a progressively more and more tragic tale until he finally decides they are mortal enemies, fated to die by the others hand alone. (He uses their many many close encounters with death that they narrowly survive as proof they are in a 'one may only die by the hand of the other" kind of fated story.

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.