EDGAR IS THE ONE IN THE HOLE

Kirk pls

Not long enough.

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

“Jk rowling hasn’t always been evil’ so all the racism against jewish people, native americans and asians don’t count then. Good to know

also remember the tasty ‘werewolfism is an allegory for HIV so naturally I have a werewolf character who intentionally goes around attacking people and infecting them’ nugget

Important point that "JK Rowling has been bigoted for decades" and "JK Rowling was radicalized" are not mutually exclusive points.

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

enemies to lovers? no, you misunderstood. I want enemies to mortal nemeses to reluctant allies to lovers to heartbroken enemies back to reluctant allies back to lovers.

hot take STEM without the humanities is bullshit garbage, the purpose of science is to improve the quality of human life and without the humanities you can’t understand what needs to be improved, what’s historically been a problem, how we’ve tried to solve the problem before, who the problem affects, how to best disseminate information about the problem and the solution, etc. 

Protests have continued nonstop in nyc and other cities in the US. Follow activists and black creators and you’ll see this is not a trend. BLM started in 2013 and has grown so much this year. Don’t dispair, keep educating yourselves and others and being active in other ways that you can.

If you think activists aren't out fighting every day for Black lives, you're not following the right people. DM me if you want twitter @'s (though they are PDX/PNW specific, I can also help you find good resources in your area.)

I live in Florida and I need y'all to know, this is 100% true. It is entirely and completely about the FL unemployment system being broken, not about any deep patriotic sense of freedom.

It’s exactly the same in Kentucky.

Same in Iowa

Goddamn.  This is my favorite version of ‘faeries take your name’, that’s it, we can all go home now.

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

“biological sex is a social construct” doesn’t mean “chromosomes, anatomy, hormones, and genitalia don’t exist”. it means “these exist, but assigning roles, labels, and expectations to certain combinations of these characteristics is a social construct, and an unnecessary and pointless (actually harmful) one at that”.

I have a Bachelor’s degree in Religious Studies. We discussed American Civil Religion in my classes. Scholars of religion recognize it as a religion.

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten