Crimson Arch Wizard

Finding Nemo a Daddy (2018)

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

ok there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting nightblogging is like “what if apples screamed when we bit them?” shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”. nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

that makes so much sense, i understood all of it, completely and totally changed my views of thinking

thx academic tumblr & artistic tumblr here’s a donger i bit it 4 u

*watching anime* me: what is going on narrator: *starts spoon feeding everything to me* me: oh thank god 

timmy turner was a horrible person

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

me, a flower cowboy: what in carnation

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

And now…5 time world champion, two (three) time Olympic gold medalist victor nikiforov will skate his short program, said to be inspired by fiancé, fellow figure skater and protégée yuri katsuki. He will be skating to…toxic by britney spears