Back in the courtroom (which is just the main atrium of Beacon hastily and shoddily reconstructed)...
Crowd: *Still noisy after the picture reveal* !!!
Cardin: *Banging his gavel* Order. I will have order. Shut your asses up already!
Cardin: Continue Mr. Coal, but do make sure of relevancy as Mr. Black called out.
Flynt: Of course, your honour. *Holds up the three pictures of the fathers in one hand, presenting one in the other*
Flynt: *Shows A1* Taiyang Xiao-Long, father to Yang Xiao-Long and Ruby Rose, husband to Raven Branwen and Summer Rose. Passed away six years ago after a tragic colander incident.
Flynt: *Swaps pictures, shows A2* Ghira Belladonna, father to Blake Belladonna, husband to Kali Belladonna. Passed away seven years ago of a heart-attack after watching a fellow dad grill a steak entirely the wrong way.
Flynt: *Swaps again, shows A3* Alexander Nikos, né Krete, father to Pyrrha Nikos, husband to Hestia Nikos. Passed away nine years ago after being crushed under his car whilst trying to replace a light-bulb in the pantry.
Flynt: *Last swap, shows A4* Jacques Schnee, né Gêle, father of Weiss, Winter and Whitley Schnee, husband to Willow Schnee. Regrettably still alive after ten years of what can generously be described as a frozen-over marriage.
Mercury: Objection, your Honour! Coal's showing bias.
Cardin: Objection overruled, we all know Jacques Schnee is a right bastard.
Mercury: *Grumbles but sits back down* ...
Flynt: *Spreads the pictures out over the evidence table* As the defendant had indicated earlier, the MILFs in question had been regarded to be of a lonely- and maybe even mournful- disposition. Their lack of a stable and warm marriage has arguably put them in a state with certain... needs long unfulfilled.
Flynt: *Turns to the Jaune's jury of randomly selected peers, which has Coco Adel as it's Jury Representative for some reason* Members of the jury, let me state it clearly, even if such an action is superfluous to proceedings. These are MILFs. Certified, Peer-Reviewed, "Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On" levels of MILF!
Flynt: *Motions to Jaune* Mr. Arc here had unknowingly, due to a course of self-improvement in multiple disciplines, elevated himself to the status of Peak Himbo-
Jaune: Whu- Hey! I resent that accurate description!
Flynt: *Ignores Jaune* As such, by virtue of his recently adopted Himbo nature, he also unknowingly made himself a desirable target for these MILFs who, and I must re-iterate, had needs long unfulfilled.
Mercury: Objection, Your Honour, Mr Coal is stalling!
Cardin: Objection sustained. Get to the point, Mr Coal.
Flynt: I was just getting there, your Honour. My apologies.
Cardin: Just move on to the crux of your argument.
Flynt: Of course, your Honour. *Holding up the pictures of the fathers again* Because each of the MILFs in question had long been deprived of genuine connection and fulfillment of their needs, they each saw an opportunity in the defendant.
Flynt: *Shows A1* Raven Branwen and Summer Rose saw in him a younger version of their dearly departed husband. Whilst records show that this notion was what initiated their contact with the defendant, they both independently stated that this was not a deciding factor in getting jiggy with him. Both in pairs and in a trio.
Crowd: ~The more the merrier~
Flynt: *Shows A2* Kali Belladonna saw in him a passion that reminded her of Ghira Belladonna, who's work in the equal rights movements are also being echo'd in Mr. Arc's determination as a Huntsman to serve and protect all inhabitants of Remnant. Again, this was what initiated the contact, but was not the deciding factor in recreating what happens in nature documentaries.
Crowd: ~Gotta love nature~
Flynt: *Shows A3* Hestia Nikos saw in him the martial prowess that helped propel Alexander Nikos to near-legendary status in the dueling circuits. Yes, Mr. Arc has been documented to have been a... middling warrior at best-
Mercury: And a fraud at worst!
Cardin: *Bangs the gavel, stares pointedly at Mercury* Do not interrupt the defense, Mr. Black. I am well-aware of the defendant's martial track-record, but that is not what is on trail here. Continue, Mr. Coal.
Flynt: *Clears throat* Thank you, your Honour. As I said, Mr. Arc might not be a combatant of Alexander Nikos' caliber, but it's his drive to train and to improve himself that had sparked Hestia Nikos' interest in him. Once again, this was not the deciding factor in doing some naked wrestling in the training room, bed room and the kitchen... among other places.
Crowd: ~Excercise is healthy~
Flynt: *Shows A4* And finally we have Willow Schnee, who saw in the defendant a man who cares. It's been a long established open secret that Jacques Schnee is a Jacq-ass, and that their marriage had less life in it than an Apathy. Whilst it could reasoned that Willow Schnee would have pursued anything with a pulse that showed even a hint of compassion compared to her husband, it was Mr. Arc who reignited the faint embers in her soul. And he did so by being himself, not by being someone else. And once again, this has been put the on record as not having been the reason they've done some "filing work" all over Jacques Schnee's office.
Crowd: ~Form D goes into slot V~
Flynt: All this can be learned from the written affidavits provided by each of the MILFs. All of this shows that by going on character alone, Mr. Arc's intent with each of these SSS-Rank MILFs were not done for the pursuit of the ultimate prize of getting some with said SSS-Rank MILFs.
Flynt: No, I say. Jaune Miles-Luna Arc was being a Good Man for the sake of being a Good Man. He connected with these MILFs, showed them that there was more to life after loves lost. And for that, these MILFs rewarded him.
Flynt: Rewarded him with multiple consecutive bangings so good it can only be described as mind-boggling, earth-shattering and nirvana-inducing, but they rewarded him nonetheless and with gratitude in abundance.
Crowd&Jury: *Impressed murmurs and mumbling*
Coco: *Bumps her chest towards Jaune* Nice work, Blondie. Respect the hustle.
Jaune: *Scratching the back of his head in mild embarrassment* ...
Flynt: The defense rests, your Honour.
Cardin: Mhmm, do sit down then, Mr. Coal. I'll state for the record this leaves us all with much to consider.
Velvet: *Court Stenographer, typing furiously* The record's gonna reach from Vale to Mistral by the end of this but yeah, sure.
Cardin: Mr. Black, you may bring forth your counter-arguments.
Mercury: *Grumbles as he was thumbing through the Bro Code* The prosecution would like to request a 30 minute break.
Cardin: *Considering* Hmmm... Request granted. Everyone, go run a lap or something, buy more popcorn and drinks from the courtroom concession stands. Hells, have a dash to the bathrooms to take a dump. Bailiff, get me my lunch.
Neptune: *Salutes* The Mantle Style Triple Cheese Steak, coming right up.
Cardin: Right then. Court's in recess. Get your shit done, we'll resume trail after 30 minutes starting now. *Bangs the gavel and pulls out a bib and cutlery to chow down on his meal then and there*
