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So, here's a discussion from the discord...

Ruby x Jaune: Lancaster

Nora x Jaune: Double Lancaster

May x Jaune: Diet Lancaster

Jessica x Jaune: Double Diet Lancaster

Hmm soo white knight is Pepsi?

Would Winter x Jaune be Diet White Knight?

sundowner-76

I would rather consider Winter x Jaune more of a new flavor of White Knight than a diet version

So it's Cherry White Knight then?

What would Willoe x Jaune be?

Alright, alright, hold yer horses. I'll make something up that I think everyone will be satisfied with...

Weiss x Jaune: White Knight Winter x Jaune: White Knight Crystal Willow x Jaune: White Knight Classic Whitley x Jaune: White Knight Max Jacques x Jaune: White Knight Fire

...or probably not

I don't get the Max one to be honest.

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So, here's a discussion from the discord...

Ruby x Jaune: Lancaster

Nora x Jaune: Double Lancaster

May x Jaune: Diet Lancaster

Jessica x Jaune: Double Diet Lancaster

Hmm soo white knight is Pepsi?

Would Winter x Jaune be Diet White Knight?

sundowner-76

I would rather consider Winter x Jaune more of a new flavor of White Knight than a diet version

So it's Cherry White Knight then?

What would Willow x Jaune be?

So, here's a discussion from the discord...

Ruby x Jaune: Lancaster

Nora x Jaune: Double Lancaster

May x Jaune: Diet Lancaster

Jessica x Jaune: Double Diet Lancaster

Hmm soo white knight is Pepsi?

Would Winter x Jaune be Diet White Knight?

redheartedtramp

Scene: Weiss is trying to leave the dorm, but Ruby is blockign her.

Weiss: . . .

Weiss tries to step out of the way, but Ruby keeps blocking.

Weiss: RUBY!

Ruby: Weiss, you didn't eat breakfast.

Weiss: I don't like breakfast. I just...just prefer...I don't care for - LET ME THROUGH!

Ruby: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU EAT SOMETHING!

Blake walks past Weiss and Ruby lets her through.

Weiss: SHE DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!

Ruby: She's Yang's problem.

Yang: (To Blake)

Pyrrha: (To Jaune)

Ren: (To Nora)

Like Nora would ever skip breakfast time aka Pancake time. Now Ren on the other hand.

fatallybsessedart

Updated Bleiss Model

many of you might not remember but originally what got me started with making models was in fact Bleiss and now I decided to updated her some. And while she does still have Weiss's ponytail I also added a messier, slightly spiking version as well as her own red and black Tiara

Jaune: Wow, you look different like more refined and evil. But in a hot way.

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redheartedtramp

Scene: Ruby is eating cereal at the table. Meanwhile, Blake is sitting on Yang's lap and they're making out.

Ruby: . . . Yeah, Happy Pride Month, sis.

The Bees do not react, too engrossed in the other's tongue.

Devil!Ruby: Say a slur~

Angel!Ruby: Ruby, no!

Devil!Ruby: Come on, she's being grossed at the kitchen table! In front of our cereal!

Angel!Ruby: No, Ruby. Don't give into hatred. Imagine all the sacrifices your sister has done for you. Don't you want her to be happy?!

Yang: Hey, Rubes, can you pass the milk?

Ruby: . . .

Blake: *has the box of cereal and is pouring it into her mouth*

Angel!Ruby: That's fucking vile!

Devil!Ruby: This isn't even about being homophobic anymore. That's just fucking gross.

Angel!Ruby: . . . Look, we love her, but we don't gotta watch this.

Ruby: . . . *passes Yang the milk*

Yang: Thanks, sis~ *starts chugging the milk*

Ruby: *picks up her cereal and walks away as to not watch what happens next*

Jaune: ...Let me guess; cereal and milk make out?

Ruby: Yeah...

Jaune: Yeah, Saph and Terra were the same way, actually.

Ruby: Did they get better?

Jaune: I mean... they don't do THAT anymore.

I love the idea that Blake and Yang do a lot of the same things Saphron and Terra do.

Jaune: Just be glad they haven't tried the whip cream and ribbon thing yet.

moistmailman

Pyrrha: Sometimes I feel like I'm dating a so called 'nerdy loser' character in a highschool movie that is still played by an extremely attractive heart throb actor.

Pyrrha: Like people tell me I can do so much better than Jaune and I'm just sitting here like "are you blind?"

Pyrrha: The worst part is that he says the same thing! 😭

Jaune: Man I'm not that good looking.

He says shirtless showing off his amazing abs and magnificent arms and handsome face with his golden hair seeming to shine.

Cinder: Okay, we’re a little old to infiltrate Beacon as students, so we’ll have to pretend to be new teachers!

Neo: 🤔

———————————————————

Team RWBY: *scrambling through combined exam/endurance course* 🥵

Cinder: *blows whistle* All right ladies, hit the showers! 😠

Yang: Ugh…! Professor Fall is the worst…! 😫

Weiss: I like her! She thinks I have potential!

Blake: I guess she knows what she’s talking about, but I’m getting some shifty vibes from her…

Ruby: She can have whatever vibes she wants if it makes her cut me some slack on dust combinations!

———————————————————

Neo: *observing with a clipboard and a critical eye* 🤨

Jaune: *wearing a ski mask and holding a gun* THIS IS A F****** RAID!!! EVERYONE DOWN!!! 🤬

Pyrrha: *magnetically unlatches electronic lock*

Ren: *picks mechanical backup lock*

Nora: *carrying gold bars to getaway vehicle*

Neo: *proudly marking “A” on team evaluation while crying tears of joy* I have never been so proud to be an educator!! 😭

Professor!Neo: *calling attendance for the new year* Magna Ren…?

Professor!Neo: Young lady, I had your mother and father in my class back in the day!

Magna: (Renora daughter) My mom says you can use your semblance to change your appearance! Do you use it to cover gray hair? 😃

Professor!Neo: *quietly assigning Magna extra homework* …should’ve known she would be like her mother…! 😡

Professor!Neo: Jamie Arc?

Jamie: (Arkos son) Your just as short as mom said.

Jessie: (Arkos daughter) I think she's a little shorter actually.

The Neo Squad

Neo(s):

Jaune: Hmm...

Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'

Blake: In a fight, right?

Jaune: ...

Blake: In a fight, right~?

Jaune: ...

Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.

Jaune: No, it's just going to be me with all of Neo's clones?

Blake: Naww... why not! Besides, how are you supposed to have sex with Neo's clones? They'll shatter the second you put your bastard sword in.

Jaune: First off, how do you know that? Second, I was going to boost her with my semblance.

Blake: ...

Blake: Okay... Now that's HOT!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Why are you like this...?

Blake: Well sorry if constantly being attacked makes it hard to have fun with Yang or myself. I just want blow off a bunch of steam.

Jaune: I was stuck in the Ever After for decades! You don't have any room to complain.

Blake: Years with nothing, but your hand eh~?

Jaune: Least I've actually done it. Unlike you, you blushing virgin.

Blake: HEY!

Neo(s) with a sign: Are we doing this?

Jaune: Sex or fighting?

Neo: At this point either one.

The Neo Squad

Neo(s):

Jaune: Hmm...

Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'

Blake: In a fight, right?

Jaune: ...

Blake: In a fight, right~?

Jaune: ...

Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.

Jaune: No, it's just going to be me with all of Neo's clones?

Blake: Naww... why not! Besides, how are you supposed to have sex with Neo's clones? They'll shatter the second you put your bastard sword in.

Jaune: First off, how do you know that? Second, I was going to boost her with my semblance.

Blake: ...

Blake: Okay... Now that's HOT!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Why are you like this...?

Blake: Well sorry if constantly being attacked makes it hard to have fun with Yang or myself. I just want blow off a bunch of steam.

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The Neo Squad

Neo(s):

Jaune: Hmm...

Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'

Blake: In a fight, right?

Jaune: ...

Blake: In a fight, right~?

Jaune: ...

Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.

Through The Door

Winter: I will marry the next man to walk through that door!

Winter leaves through said door, and comes back dragging Jaune behind her.

Winter: Behold! For it is this man who will be my husband!

Jaune: Yay…?

Qrow: Technically he didn't walk though the door so it doesn't count.

Marrow: Hey, what's going on in here?

Qrow: Looks like your new husband came in. Congrats.

Yang's present to Jaune when he started dating Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: *bright red and flustered* Yang! W-where on Remnant did you even FIND such a…I mean, t-this shirt is SO inappropriate- 😳

Jaune: *pulling on the shirt* I’m more impressed that you found this shirt in the wild instead of having it custom-made!

Yang: *opens her jacket* I got one too! 😁

Blake: *flattens her cat ears* …oh gods… 🫩

Jaune/Yang: *high-five and toast with Dino-nuggets* 🥳

Pyrrha/Blake: 🫣

Ruby: I wanted to wear it too but I'm the top for both Penny and Weiss.

Magna: (Renora daughter) …so I overheard my parents discussing whether or not to have another kid, and I have mixed feelings.

Magna: On the one hand, Jamie and Jessie (Arkos twins) seem to like having a sibling…

Magna: …but on the other hand, it means that my parents are doing the F O R B I D D E N. 🫪

rwby-encrusted-blog

Nala: how do you think they had you?

Magna: Oh don't talk like you aren't a part of this!

Nala: I'm not. Doctors took DNA from one of Mom's egg cells and injected it into one of Mama's.

Nala: They didn't do nothin'

Yang: *whispering* Should we tell her about the extra tool we used for the “injection?”

Blake: *hissing back* We won’t discuss the Bumblestrap Impregnator 3000 until she’s older!

Nala: *happily living in ignorance* 🙂

Magna: Wait, what about Jenny? She has three moms.

Nala:.... I don't know. Should we ask?🤔

Magna: Hey Aunt Weiss how did you have Jenny?

willsonlmt

Team JNPR came back recently from a trip to the arcs. While team RWBY looks at them.

Nora is wearing a necklace with the Arc symbol.

Ren wearing an Arc symbol bracelet.

And finally Pyrrha wearing Arc symbol earrings.

Yang: So are ya'll now part of jaunes harem now?

Jaune: I knew this would happen. Guys please you don't have to wear them. People are obviously gonna think like Yang.

Nora: No! Momma arc said were part of the Arcs now and I'm wearing it to honor her.

Ren: Im with Nora your mom made them for us id like to wear it.

Pyrrha: I don't mind wearing it either I think it shows were a close knit team.

Jaune sighs

Jaune: Fine but please be sure to dispell any rumors.

Yang leans over to Pyrrha and whispers in her ear.

Yang: Bet you'll wear the earrings till you get the Arc ring right pyrrha.

Yang say with a smile as Pyrrha blushes as red as her hair.

Pyrrha: Does this mean I can never date Jaune since he’s my step brother now…? 😰

Mama Arc: Pyrrha, dear, I want you to repeat after me:

Mama Arc: “Help me step-bro! I’m stuck in the washing machine and it pulled my skirt up!”

Pyrrha:

Nora: *writing down lines to seduce Ren* This is good stuff, step mom! What else ya got? 🧐

Mama Arc: Plus I couldn't adopt you like I did Nora and Ren because your Mother still has custody over you. So just think of the earrings as a pre engagement gift.

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acornered

everyone should do this meme and report back I wanna see what pokes y'all are into rn!!

passionpeachy

hee hoo

shiningredstar20

This is my list!

I'm sorry for putting Espeon in 3 different spots, but I couldn't help it. I love the Psychic Kitty a lot 😍 💗

@cheeseeater2 @palaceofpassion

twilightofthesandwiches

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

kendokhaotic

"Your hair start growing in an unnatural, vivid blood-red"

there's worse i guess

yo guys @1969chevycamaro @howlingday @20ratsinahumansuit @chococookiez

...Ewww- LIGHTNING BALL.

@epic-arc @noneatnonedotcom @gorillageek27 @intooned @true-king-of-monsters

LETS GOO FIREBALL!

@watcher-servant @rwby-encrusted-blog @rwbyvein @dicknouget

watcher-servant

The heck does this mean? Earthbending, controlling plants, dimensions? Am I getting kintsugi treatment or am I just cracking from pure energy leaking?

Edit: Ah I get it now if i use so much I will look like im getting the kintsugi treatment

@rocknroll7575 @howi99 @arc-misadventures2 @fatallybsessedart @rwac96

The hell…?

What am I; the main character of an anime?

Better be a good one at least…

@arkosfan @lar-mx @cheeseeater2 @dragonotaku-justineverything