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Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

there's worse i guess

...Ewww- LIGHTNING BALL.

LETS GOO FIREBALL!

The heck does this mean? Earthbending, controlling plants, dimensions? Am I getting kintsugi treatment or am I just cracking from pure energy leaking?

Edit: Ah I get it now if i use so much I will look like im getting the kintsugi treatment

The hell…?

What am I; the main character of an anime?

Better be a good one at least…

Yang: Man, everyone keeps complain that my jokes are too cheesy! My jokes aren't cheesy! Are they...?

Jaune: Well...

Yang: Are they...?

Jaune: S-Some people like cheese! Just depends on the type... and the amount... consistency...

Yang: I get it! I get it, stop already! No one likes my cheesy jokes...

Jaune: Well, as I said; depends on the cheese?

Yang: Meaning?

Jaune: Well, your cheesy jokes, are usually more akin to... well...

Yang: Akin to what, Jaune...?

Jaune: Akin to cheap, mass processed cheese found in the lunches you find in an underfunded public school cafeteria...

Yang: ...

Yang: OW!!!

Yang: Gods damn that stings! Warn a lady the stove is hot, will you?

Jaune: ...

Yang: Hey, Jaune, how did meeting my mother go?

Jaune: My pelvis hurts.

Yang: W-What…?

~~~

Ruby: So, Jaune did you meet my mom? Did she give you some of her famous cookies?

Jaune: I much preferred her milk than her cookies.

Ruby: H-Her milk? What are you talking about.

~~~

Blake: Hey, Jaune, how was seeing my mother, she didn’t tell any embarrassing stories about me did she?

Blake: Please tell me she didn’t…

Jaune: She needs to trim her nails; My back is covered in scratches.

Blake: Why is your back covered in scratches…?

~~~

Weiss: How was seeing my mother, Jaune; Hope she wasn’t too drunk.

Jaune: She compared your father to a shrimp, and me to a horse.

Weiss: What are you talking about?

~~~

Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune! So what do you think of my mother?

Jaune: She’s hoping for a boy, personally I’m hoping for a girl?

Pyrrha: Girl, boy? What are you talking about?

~~~

Some time, and a realizations later.

~~~

RWBYP: …

Blake: Jaune slept with our moms…

Yang: Yep…

Blake: Each, and every one of them…

Pyrrha: More than once I’d bet.

Blake: And, they all liked it…

Weiss: He’s better than my dad, that’s all I’m gonna say…

Blake: Jaune fucked our moms…

Ruby: Mom seemed to be glowing…

Blake: Our moms managed to sleep with, Jaune the first day they met him, and we haven’t been able to bed him ourselves in over a year! The fuck is this bullshit?!

Pyrrha: Maybe, Jaune likes milfs?

Weiss: It can’t be something as stupid as that!

~~~

Sun: You slept with all their moms?!

Neptune: Why would you do that?

Jaune: Simple; They’re milfs.

SN: …

Sun: Ah- Actually-

Sun: ... Hmm.

Neptune: ... Nah, you bring up a good point there. but RWBY are all chicks. Does the bro code apply to them?

Sage: Well ... that's a good question. I think we should put this action under review.

Jaune: Now Hold on-

Sun: Seconded, Sage. Let's hold an Assembly.

Jaune: But THey're MILFS!

Neptune: *Wearing a fake mustache* Okay Bub, just put you hands behind your back and know that everything you say can and will be held against you in court-

Jaune: Titties.

SSN: Nice.

Neptune: You're still under detainment until this is cleared up.

Cardin (jealous but trying to be professional): You will be hung.

The MILFS all in the back: But he's already hung!

Behold! The little shark now has its markings!

Gwar Gura’s paint scheme is really simple, but it really works.