dnd sideblog :]

🔥🔥HOT wizard 🧙‍♂️🔮singles in YOUR area looking to tie YOU to a ✨ritual table✨ to be SACRIFICED🗡️🗡️ to an evil deity👿🔥🔥

[id: a digital painting, in mostly teals and orange, showing two hands reaching upwards towards a bright ball of light /end id]

Drip located

“Parry this, you fucking casual”

writing is simple. i put my characters into a situation that i, the author, cannot figure out how to get them out of and i close the document

writing is simple. i walk in circles thinking about all the things i want to write and then i don’t

You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy

hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real

perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

if she’s your girl why is she at my dnd table unpacking her queer trauma with me