follow @helmsgarde for more fun characters and to follow our story! our game is set in a fantasy mix of prohibition era new york and hong kong, and features speakeasies, underground boxing rings, suspicious knights and goo monsters, crazy amounts of subway rats, and sooo many croissants.

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.