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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

ashestoashesjc

hometoursandotherstuff

loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

teaboot

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

teaboot

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

teaboot

Had to draw

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southernsolarpunk-deactivated20

Original

chicorystreetcoffee

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

starborn-heir

Snog: Whoever leaks the titles 💋

Marry: Whoever leaks the blurbs 💍

Avoid: Pre-ordering a book before I know who and what it's about ❌

hannahbluish

tsaescii

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

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blankpointdankmemes

matt-ruins-your-shit

spaceshipoftheseus

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

dirkbolero

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

chastittie

i trusted you

flygoing

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

littlefireling

For @elucienweekofficial Day 7 - Revival (RomCom)

"I don't care where we end up, just as long as we're together."

Eternity has quickly become one of my favorite movies. It’s so funny but also tells a beautiful love story that had me sobbing by the end. The romance between the main characters is something that will stick with me forever.

In the end, the love between Joan and Larry was selfless. No matter what the other had to give up, even if that was each other, they would do it if it meant seeing the other happy. If that isn’t the most Elucien thing I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is 🧡

Thank you so much to @elucienweekofficial for hosting this event! I had so much fun seeing everyone’s contributions 🫶

Art by: @moussedoodles

Commissioned by me: @littlefireling

Thank you so much for this beautiful art!!! 🥹🫶

starsreminisce

“What can I get you, Elain?” Only with Elain did she use that voice. But Elain shook her head once more. “Sunshine.”

Day Seven - Revival for @elucienweekofficial

Commissioned from Mahpiyaluta by me

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Other than the fact that Lucien might be Helion’s sole heir.

Day Five - Sunlight for @elucienweekofficial

Commission from Inthestardust by me

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goghwilde

“What can I get you, Elain?” ☀️

@elucienweekofficial | day five: sunshine

I’m eternally grateful to ginnystellart for this commission! The colors, the lighting, Elain’s expression, Lucien lifting her towards the sunshine she needs — it’s perfect!

artist is ginnystellart commissioned by me

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