stars, hide your fires!

im a protected species you fucking asshole

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

Wet Beast Wednesday

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

sometimes tumblr pervert posting reads like it should have a png of the joker attached to it