(guy who is actively experiencing many many symptoms) idk i just feel like i should be able to cope with this better and just Get Over It ://

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

Can I eat yummy candy on SSRI?

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

i had sex w/ giratina O_o

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it