A bit Dovah

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

aftercare for posting on ao3

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.