in my hot [redacted] era

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet